“Wounded Summer: Baby’s Revenge”
👶🍼 THE SMALLEST GUNSLINGER IN THE WEST
Meet Tecumseh “Tiny Hawk” Littlefoot—a 6-month-old Lakota baby out for blood after outlaws burn his village and steal his sister’s cradleboard. Armed with a pewter rattle (doubles as a flail), a stolen derringer, and pure toddler fury, he’ll crawl, climb, and coo his way through:
- Saloon Shootouts (Diaper-changing tables make perfect cover)
- Canyon Chases (Roll downhill in a runaway buffalo skull stroller)
- The Big Boss Fight – “Mama Bear”, a grizzly trained to hunt Natives (solution: lure her into a whiskey still explosion)
🔫 FEATURES:
✔ “Baby Mode” Physics – Enemies trip over toys, you fit in delivery crates, and crying attracts wolves (good or bad?)
✔ The West Through New Eyes – Giant chairs! TALL horses! Why do cowboys smell like beans?
✔ Emotional Depth – Flashbacks show sister singing lullabies in Lakota (subtitled)
✔ Weirdly Accurate – Real 1870s baby weapons (poisoned teething rings, explosive milk bottles)
“They should’ve killed the whole family.”
“They forgot the baby.”
*(For fans of *Red Dead Redemption* meets Baby’s Day Out—with 200% more tomahawks.)*
CONTROLS:
- Crawl = WASD (faster on polished floors)
- Pacifier = Hold to calm enemies (limited uses)
- Throw Toy = Distract or trigger bear traps
- Nap Time = Regen health (but you wet the diaper, reducing stealth)
Launch Trailer Tagline:
“Revenge is a dish best served… in a high chair.”
NOTE: Features real Lakota language (consulted tribal elders) and period-accurate stereotypes (to subvert them).
