“Muscle Clicker: Iron Evolution”
💪 From Scrawny to Swole – One Rep at a Time!
Start as a 90-pound weakling struggling to lift empty barbells—but every dumbbell curl, squat, and bench press earns you cash to upgrade your gym, body, and legacy. Watch in real-time as veins pop, muscles split, and your once-puny avatar becomes a shredded titan feared by mirrors everywhere.
🏋️♂️ Features:
✔ Progressive Bodybuilding – Unlock 250+ upgrades (from protein shakes to cybernetic gym gear)
✔ Stamina vs. Gains – Push too hard and snap tendons; pace yourself and miss gains. Find the perfect grind!
âś” Compete & Dominate – Crush rivals in “Mr. Olympus” contests, then flex on them in the locker room
✔ Customize Your Beast – Tattoos, tank tops, steroid side-effects (optional… mostly)
✔ Banger Gym Beats – Curate your workout playlist from heavy metal to motivational meme remixes
“No Pain, No Gain” is a lie.
Here, pain IS the gain.
WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable grunting, obsession with chicken breasts, and accidentally ripping car doors off.
*(For fans of *Cookie Clicker* meets Pumping Iron—where every click makes your biceps throb.)*
CONTROLS:
- CLICK = Lift (duh)
- SHIFT+CLICK = “Hulk Mode” (3x gains, 50% injury risk)
- SPACE = Chug a protein shake (stops muscle decay)
- M = Mirror check (mandatory after each set)
ACHIEVEMENTS INCLUDE:
- “Chest So Big It Casts Shadow”
- “Who Needs Knees?” (Squat 1,000 tons)
- “Steroids? Never Heard of Her”
Download Now – Your Gym Bros Are Waiting! 💉🔥
(Game not responsible for 3AM urges to raw-dip eggs. Results not typical.)
