“Gears of Babies: Operation Dirty Diaper”
👶🍼 WAR HAS CHANGED. THE BATTLE FOR BOTTLE-FED FREEDOM BEGINS!
Meet Nick “The Naptime Nightmare” Johnson, a 6-month-old insurgent leading the Diaper Resistance against the corrupt Adult Regime. Tired of delayed feedings, unsanitary changing conditions, and unjustified early bedtimes, Nick and his squad of Tactical Toddlers take up arms in a no-holds-barred fight for infant liberation!
🔥 FEATURES:
âś” Third-Person Shooter Chaos – Wield bottle grenades, rattle SMGs, and the dreaded “Pacifier Silencer”
✔ Destructible Daycare Environments – Tear through playpen fortresses, highchair sniper nests, and stroller convoys with fully deformable physics
âś” The “Baby Mobility System” – Crawl under tables, belly-slide down stairs, and super-jump via explosive diaper piles
✔ Epic Boss Fights – Take down The Babysitter (dual-wielding wooden spoons), Grandma’s Guard Dog, and the ultimate villain: The Sleep-Deprived Dad (final form: Caffeinated Rage Mode)
âś” Co-Op “Naptime Strike” Mode – Team up with 3 other babies online to raid the fridge or overthrow a highchair regime
“They thought we were helpless. They forgot we have nothing to lose.”
🎮 GAMEPLAY HIGHLIGHTS:
- “Tantrum Power” – Fill the rage meter to enter unstoppable wailing mode (enemies cover their ears)
- “Gerber Gear” – Upgrade from pea puree grenades to advanced strained carrots artillery
- “The Onesie of War” – Customize your loadout with bulletproof bibs and explosive diaper charges
“The revolution will not be televised… because it’s PAST YOUR BEDTIME.”
🚀 COMING SOON TO PC & CONSOLES
(Rated “E for Everyone… who’s ready to throw down!”)
PRE-ORDER NOW TO UNLOCK:
- “Pacifier of Justice” (Golden skin)
- “Lullaby Lethality” (Bonus emote: Crib-side Execution)
- “The Teething Terror” (Exclusive melee tooth weapon)
WARNING: This game contains graphic depictions of spilled apple juice, emotional damage from ignored cries, and the harsh reality of unfulfilled snack demands.
