Touchdown! Retro Rumble
Get ready for bone-crunching, pixel-powered football chaos—where every play is a blitz of tackles, fumbles, and last-second heroics!
How to Play Like a Pro:
🏈 TD or Bust – Juke, stiff-arm, or dive your way to the end zone (no wimpy field goals here!)
🤼 Buddy Brawls – Go split-screen with a friend and settle who’s the REAL MVP (trash talk encouraged)
🕹️ Easy to Learn, Impossible to Master – Simple controls hide deep tactics:
- Fake passes to fool defenders
- Hurdle over diving tackles
- Laterals when you’re doomed
Why You’ll Love It:
✅ Instant 2-player action (one keyboard, infinite rivalry)
✅ Chunky pixel art that oozes ’90s arcade vibes
✅ Secret teams unlock after 10 TDs (aliens? zombies?!)
Grab your buddy and snap the ball—
Who’s getting bragging rights for the next decade? 💥🎮
(Key upgrades: Highlighted split-screen rivalry, added hidden teams, and framed gameplay as both chaotic and tactical.)
